AWKWARD TURTLE

As a homo, you tend to know more homos living in the society. For example, I am involve in an organization, and we have 4 homos in it including me. And apparently I'm the only one who's aware of this fact. And all four of them knows that I am gay :) But the three of them doesn't know that the others are gay. Confusing, isn't it? HAHAHAH 

But yea, one day I cannot tahan, I just push them three together and tell them they're all gay. I would really do it, but I need to find the time. Cause I'm sick and tired of them asking me whether do you think he's gay or straight. I MEAN, COME ON LAAAH!!! ASK THEM LAAH!!! Although I know the answer, doesn't mean I am in the position to tell you rite?! ishhhh

So yea.. That applies to straight girls too. This happened like a few times already. Where my gay friend would be the topic of their conversation. 

A: OMG, I think I'm in love. 

B: Who? Him? I think he's gay.

A: REALLY? No way.

B: Seriously? Come on, look at the way he dresses.

A: Yea.. He does dress very nicely.

B: Duhh.. 

AND THE WHOLE TIME I'M JUST SITTING BESIDE THEM LISTENING TO THEIR CONVERSATION. And then they would ask ME for my opinion. What can I say? 

Me: I donno.

A: Really? Come on lah. 

Me: I REALLY DONNO.

B: A! Gay men all dress very nicely one mah.

A: Ya hor.. But sure a not? HIM?? What do you think leh "ME"?

Me: I betul betul donnoooooooooo.... Why don't you ask him if you wanna know?? 

A: Don't dare laaah.

B: Sure gay already one laaah. Look at the way he look at girls. Like no fire one.

But yea, what would you guys do if you were stuck in a situation like this? O.O I have this friend, she has Grindr and Jack'd on her phone so she would know for sure. lol 

BITCH OUT :D